Dear friends! I am very glad to stand here in front of you with that wonderful news: Graduation is near! You know that Roman saying that a herald who brought bad news was worthy of death. This means that I worth encouragement! I am so excited, you can’t imagine. At last we would be able to forget those sleepless nights, long cram sessions and awful stress of exams. You know, recently I found that I can sleep even if I am standing. I searched for one very important book starting from the morning. You know it, for the history exam. I looked for it in my bedroom, in the bathroom and even asked my friends about it. Nothing. I couldn’t imagine where it can be. And then in the evening I opened the fridge – and what did I see? I saw my important book quietly resting between the juice packs. I took it (it was cool) and tried to remember when did I put it there? You know, I couldn’t remember! I didn’t even remember how I woke up, washed, dressed and left the house. Nothing! As if I was sleeping all the time. Joking apart – be cautious! You have to keep yourself for time after graduation: for your friends, families and for the time spent in rest. Be ready!
Besides, remember the following Laws of Applied Terror. Maybe they won’t be of use at the exams, but they can really raise your mood, especially when you know that all is going to end soon. So, “When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible,” – you know this phenomenon, it also falls within the area of Murphy’s Law. Moreover, “The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria” – so why don’t you get so nervous? Relax! It will be somehow. At last, “If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book” – so be careful and be ready.
This is my appeal to you: be ready! Everything passes, so these exams will pass as well. Graduation is near! Be ready!